Crystal Klein and Laura Lee have a romantic evening planned for their husbands - a can dlelight dinner, a bottle of wine, and a cozy fire. But then the dudes announce they're going to a poker tournament and they split after dinner.

Fucking pansies! What can Crystal and Laura do but console each other? they finish the first bottle of wine and halfway through the second they kiss - softly at first, then with more insistence, their wine-soaked tongues twisting together with a passion even their husband's can't inspire. Time to eat hot slices of pie by the fireside, ladies! And the next time your husbands ditch you for poker, give us a ring. We'll bring our own firewood!