My friends all call me Dirty Zelda, because I'm always thinking about sex! I just can't help it, if I am awake then it's safe to assume that I've got boning on the brain. Heck. I'd say that I'm pretty much perma horny!
Sometimes I'll just be out walking around or something and this intense feeling will wash over me - like I've got to get out of my clothes right now or else! So I have no choice but to follow my instincts and get naked. And once I'm naked, well, then I've just got to get off.
My favorite way to cum is with a great big dildo stuck way up inside me - there's no other feeling like it in the world! Seriously, not even a real penis is quite as nice. That's cuz I can wiggle a dildo any which way I want, to maximize my MMMMMM!